- friend: there's nothing worse than death
- me: final seasons
- me: post-concert depression
- me: when there's no food
- me: fictional characters dying
- me: hipsters blogs
- me: your crush asks someone else out
- me: no wi-fi
- friend:
- me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
- my mom when I try to talk to her:
- my mom when I'm watching TV or a movie: Hey honey what do you want for dinner i love you why aren't you saying you love me back do you need new pants we should go shopping wow you've grown up so much what's your favorite memory of me am i a good mother what's the meaning of life
